On the way to the aircraft!

I always have to be first, so I took a shortcut to the aircraft, I suddenly found myself in an oil spill the same size as the BP deepwater horizon! My one foot slipped, then the other, then left again and I thought, wow, I can do the moon walk, then I fell forward,to correct myself I tried to jump backward, doing a perfect rendition of that famous Laurel and Hardy repertoire! I was thinking, if I fall, I'll have to go home, my uniform will be ruined, so in a final effort, I started to do a breakdance, never knew I could do that! Well, somehow I got out of the puddle of oil. I just stood there with a very fast heartbeat and a pair of very shiny oiled shoes! Then this dude comes up to me and says:" So, white men can dance!"